ANCHORAGE, Alaska - BRISTOLLIGHT.com has learned that Bristol Palin, daughter of former GOP Vice Presidential nominee Governor Sarah Palin, has given birth to a human son.
Here at Bristol Light, we couldnt be more thrilled....to declare a winner to our first annual "name that palin" contest!
If you chose "Tripp Easton Mitchell Johnston," then today is your lucky d...Wait, wait. no, I'm sorry. I am being told by the judges that when a Palin procreates, everybody loses.
*** Check back often for bristollight.com 's comprehensive coverage of this late breaking story, for photos, incarcerated paternal grandmother reactions and the exclusive unveiling of the limited edition commemorative plate adorned with a stunning image of Uncle Trig and Aunt Piper wrapping baby Tripp in a swaddling cloth in the Palin family manger!
Tuesday, December 30, 2008
Tuesday, September 9, 2008
What is Bristol Light?
Republicans have as much a chance at keeping up this parade of Palin propaganda as we Democrats do at getting to name the baby. My Suggestion: "Bristol Light."
My fellow Americans, let's give Sarah Palin a souvenir before we send her snow-machining back to Alaska. Let's give this fetus a working title.
Bristol Light. Coming soon...
- Andrew Friedman
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